so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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