i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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