It's Friday. Sex?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
