I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
