PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Someone came in the potted fern
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
