elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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