and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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