Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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