Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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