Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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