Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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