you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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