Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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