Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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