we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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