Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
