Pappa wants mamma naked
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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