Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
