i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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