I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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