so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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