i would punch a child for taco bell
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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