Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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