I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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