I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
These tits shall not be calmed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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