I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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