...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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