she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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