Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
