Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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