yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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