that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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