BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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