you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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