I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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