I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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