i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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