If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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