What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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