are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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