I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
