I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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