"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i dont even know how to be here
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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