Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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