dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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