ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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