i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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