all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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