Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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