Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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