at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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